Reclaiming our Brains

Let’s start easy…’s about JEANS

Neiman Marcus sent me an ad for the latest in guy jeans. I replied:

Unless you one is roping cows, why jeans?

They are rough on the skin and worse. 

They are UGLY to look at.

They flatter NO ONE over the age of 19

They lie who say the worn ones are even better.

The passive-aggressive message of jeans is so hateful, they probably cause terrorism.

So why?

I love Neimans, but you USED to be sure we were all trained in Appropriate Dress for All Occasions....what happened?

Someone's printer jammed and had ink for one word;  JEANS ....and it's been stuck there for fifty years